I posted the following blog entry on my homepage at myadultspace.com, which is supposed to be like myspace for adults. Actually, it is a site where guys who are ordinary-looking at best are looking for no-strings-attached sex with beautiful and sophisticated women.

Well, there are no beautiful and sophisticated women on myadultspace, except for the escorts and phone sex girls, and the guys outnumber them about 20 to 1. But there is some sort of disconnect in the brain of a guy trolling for sex that tells him that even though he looks like a greasy toad and seems to have the intellectual capacity of one, he not only deserves the most beautiful women in the world, but they will want HIM, and an endless stream of them will come to him for his very special expertise. If not, his lizard brain tells them that there is something wrong with THEM, not with him.

I have been absolutely overwhelmed by friends requests lately, and considering that many of them seem to be from guys who I wouldn’t judge to be a “good match” for me in many ways, I’ve decided to be more selective. From the beginning I have been actually visiting and reading profiles before accepting requestors as my friends. This blog entry is to give you some idea of what I’m looking for when I decide whether to accept or deny.

First, your profile needs to be filled out. This is important enough that I put it in the header. It should SAY SOMETHING about you in there. A picture is ok, but it doesn’t substitute for the text in itself. If you couldn’t be bothered to read my header, or you feel you’re too important to be bothered complying, then I can’t be bothered with you.

What you say is important. If the only important thing in your life is anonymous sex with strangers, don’t bother to send a friends request. I have lots of things I’m interested in, and anonymous sex with strangers is low on my list. Be an adult, not an emotional middle schooler.

If you like things that all women think are really gross and disgusting, like bukkake, don’t bother to send a friends request.

If you think real women are impressed with photographs of some guy’s genitals and think it makes them really special, well all I can say is, ISN’T THAT SPECIAL?

If you can’t or won’t write in complete sentences, spell properly, or use capitalization and punctuation, don’t expect me to devote time to deciphering or decoding what you have written. Don’t write in code, use English, it is your native language.

If I see you holding a gun in your profile, I will interpret that to mean you are a gun nut and I will deny you.

If I accept you and suddenly find that you have spammed the bulletin board with dozens of stupid “how many ways would you fuck me” postings, I assure you it will be easier for me to delete you than to try to delete the messages one at a time on my sluggish laptop. Thank myadultspace for making that choice easy.

And to answer the question that kept coming up: If I had you prisoner in my home for 24 hours, I would have you clean the house from top to bottom,not resting until your 24 hours were up.